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Your mom
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- Used By: Black people, White people trying too hard., Your mom, Your dad
Making fun of another person's mother is a generic insult that has been around since man could speak. In many cultures, making fun of one's mother is the ultimate offense and could result in someone being shot and left in an alley but for most of modern society, it's just a silly comeback. Though this jibe has been around for centuries, it arose in black american culture during the times of slavery when the slaves of "lowest worth" would be grouped into dozens. In order to establish dominance within the group, the men would insult one another because they would be severely punished for physical confrontations; hence the past time "playing the dozens". Insults about one's mother were most popular. From this, rose the "Yo' mama" culture that still exists today.
Common usage
"Your mom" is sometimes used for both personal insults about one's actual mother, or simply a joke with no actual reference to an actual mother.
More frequently, however, your mom is used as a bean bag chair by the elderly. This is an understandable mistake, as she's very large, squishy, and lopsided. Your mom is so fat and smelly that she is the #1 cause of air pollution on the east and west coasts- simultaneously. She is so old, hairy, and stupid that she inspired Charles Darwin's theory that man evolved from apes. Your mom is also rather promiscuous, which is surprising since she looks like someone taught a sack of potatoes to eat McDonalds. Seriously, don't be too impressed by the number of men who are willing to have sex with your mom- meth makes people do strange things, including and especially your mom.
Example Sentences
- Your mom is so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
- Your mom is so old she was at the Virgin Mary's baby shower.
- Your mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe for ice cubes.
- Your mom is so ugly when she got arrested they took her to the dog pound.
- Your mom is so fat she sat on an iPhone and invented the iPad.
- Your mother is of such great weight, I once hired a team of draft horses to remove her from her bedchambers but instead they were eaten.
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